No one can deny that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull provided everything an Indy fan would expect from the last Indiana Jones movie that will ever be made.The movie is a true fan service, as any conclusion to a series should be. Everything that is Indiana Jones--witty lines, daring escapes from impossible situations, fearlessness in the face of countless enemies, fist fighting and whip lashings,archaeological puzzle solving, and of course at least one snake---is in this movie. But this movie had something that the others in the series didn't have; an ending that was such complete shit, utter garbage, barf inducing, angry review producing,give-me-my 10-bucks-back rioting---an ending so bad that it ruined the entire movie. It played out something like this...

Had you asked me for my opinion of Applebee’s a few years ago it would have been somewhere along the lines of “meh.” It’s certainly food, but it’s got nothing on Chili’s.

That opinion has certainly changed, allow me to explicate. Applebee’s, and their glorious Mini Bacon Cheeseburgers, now haunt my dreams every night. I wake up at 3am with a deep, carnal hunger and I can almost taste those cheeseburgers. It’s more than a desire, it’s an infatuation. I’d eat dinner twice if someone wanted to go to Applebee’s immediately following a meal (I may have done this before).

The Applebee’s Ultimate Trio has so much to offer, and it’s because I can get Mini Bacon Cheeseburgers, Steak Quesadilla Towers, and Boneless Buffalo Wings for $10.99 that I have fallen in love with my once ignored Applebee’s.

With so many choices on the Ultimate Trio menu, I’m sure you’ll find yourself going back and swapping things out as you can not take in all of the extravagance at one time. Although, as you swap things you may notice that the mini cheeseburgers always manage to make their way back into your three choices. Mysteries such as that need not be contemplated.

Every bite of a Mini Bacon Cheeseburger is taken with a smile streaking across your face. You certainly know that it makes it harder to eat when you can’t stop smiling, but you can’t help it. Every crunch of the bacon makes your eyes water and you have to spend a moment holding back the tears of joy as to not make the people around you uncomfortable. Little do you know, they are experiencing the same hardship, if you can call it that. The way the bacon, cheese, beef, and bun fold into your mouth after the bite and roll over your tongue gets burned into your senses.